just ask Grandma Betty.”
Grandma Betty, what kind of event is The Boychick Affair?
“Ooh… Harry’s Bar Mitzvah is quite the simcha, quite the affair. You’ll nosh, a beautiful spread, you’ll laugh and kibbitz a bit. You will enjoy every minute of it. Fashtay?”
Grandma Betty, what is the menu for the reception meal?
“Well, all the kinder know that my kneidelach is best, but you’ll have to come over another time for my soup. Here, you’ll get a nice piece of kosher-style chicken, sheyn mixed salad, rice, beans (good for the plumbing), chips, mild salsa and a variety of drinks. (I will try to convince Cheryl to get Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry.) Ooh, some fresh fruit and pound cake for dessert. Mir essen, darling. And Sunday matinee performances feature Glatt Kosher catered by Caraville Glatt, the new Essex on Coney!”
Grandma Betty, will wine or beer be available during Harry’s Bar Mitzvah?
“I enjoy a lovely cocktail from time to time, a nice glass of Manischewitz is a mitzvah on Shabbos. Aside from a Kiddush, there will be drinks available during the reception. Of course, Aaron made certain it was a cash bar for alcoholic beverages.”
Grandma Betty, how should I dress for Harry’s Bar Mitzvah?
“I suggest you dress as you would when going to any Bar Mitzvah. But let’s face it, Harry isn’t just anybody. He is my only grandson. After all, it isn’t everyday we get to celebrate such a simcha. Would I suggest a shmata? Of course not, but it isn’t what’s on the outside that matters. Just come to the party. We would love to see you.”
Grandma Betty, can I bring children to Harry’s Bar Mitzvah?
“Grandma Betty never says no to the kinderlach. There might be some inappropriate material for those under four, but to be perfectly honest… kinder of all ages come and have a great time. I have never heard a krechtz from anyone.”
Grandma Betty, do the Boychick’s offer discounted ticket prices to groups?
“The more, the merrier!! Groups of ten or more receive a 10% discount, so bring tante Sadie, cousin Chana Petzel… the whole mispacha!!”
Grandma Betty, is the venue handi-cap accessible?
“Oh, yes. Where ever Harry has his Bar Mitzvah, Cheryl makes sure it is handicap accessible. Now everyone can enjoy the party!”
Grandma Betty, do I need to bring a gift for Harry?
“As you know, I am no shnorrer. Don’t feel obligated, but I am sure Cheryl would love it if you brought her Harry a little chotchke.”
Grandma Betty, are there any specials or promotions offered?
“Of course. Although every seat is wonderul, Cheryl set aside a few seats for the fancy spenders. You will get the over-the-top treatment! You will get the best table; front of the buffet meal line; a complimentary glass of Manischewitz; special mention DJ 'Lenny Lizzard'; a meet-and-greet and photo opportunity with the Boychick family. Trust me… this is quite a deal!”
Grandma Betty, can I purchase gift certificates to Harry’s Bar Mitzvah?
“What a wonderful idea. You’re a very nice person for asking… what a good friend you must be. Cheryl has made some fancy gift certificates with Harry right on the front! Oh, what a good boy, my bubele, Harry… what a punim.”
Grandma Betty, how can I buy Boychick chotchkes?
“There are t-shirts, goblets, caps, shorts and more on the Boychick website… boychickaffair.com. There is also memorabilia available at the Bar Mitzvah.”
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